What Kind Of Writer Am I?

Hello there. You are probably wondering right now: “who is this guy? And why should I hire him as a writer/copywriter? Is he going to help me succeed? Or is he just gonna waste my time and money and just leave me with frustration and disappointment?”

Ahh yes. All very reasonable questions. So let me show you who I am and what I can do for you. And then you can see weather I am worthy of your time or not.

My name is William and I am a creative copywriter. My main objective in all the copy I write is to make it fun, witty, and filled with emotion. I believe that emotion sells and it’s usually the main ingredient that a lot of the copy written is missing. Now I understand there are certain topics or situations where one must write in a professional and formal manner. But, for the most part, I do believe any topic, no matter how technical or professional it may seem, can benefit with a dash of emotion. There is a saying out there that goes “there are no such things as boring topics, just boring teachers”. And I believe that to be very true. So if you want your copy to sound more like Bill Nye The Science Guy vs a boring teacher with a monotone voice who reads out a textbook, then I’m the one.

Now just because I say I’m a creative writer does not mean I just write jokes, riddles, and entertainment. I am well aware of the concepts of persuasion in copywriting. I read many copywriting books and study the great works of many copywriters. So I’m not just here to make the crowd laugh, cry, or cheer. I’m also here to sell baby. What a lethal combination that is, putting together both the science of persuasion and art of imagination together.

If you want to know more about what I do, contact me. I am as cool in person as I am in my writing.

The Principles You Can Uphold Me To

• I will never trick people into buying products that do not add value to their lives in some way.
• I will always give more than 100% when working on any client’s project.
• To me, no one client project is more important than the other.
• I will always study persuasion and marketing every day to make sure I’m giving my client the highest quality work possible.
• If I don’t add value to my client’s business at all in some way, then I don’t deserve to get paid.
• Creativity does not just come from my own brain, it comes from the constant pursuit of new information.
• I do not accept failure as an option. That includes the work I do for you. If you feel like I failed you, I will give you all your money back, and let you keep my work.
• I’m here to make great lasting relationships with clients, not just some other business acquaintance who does work for you and never talks to you ever again.
• I am more than just a copywriter. I am a problem solver, critical thinker, and eternal student.